joyo
2:58 Wed Sep 20
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Rat Nurse 2.48...so last date you had was when you was 20 in the 1950s?
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clarky
2:38 Wed Sep 20
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My worst first date, took a girl out for a few drinks, with the normal chit chat
Her “have you ever been married?”
Me “no, you?”
Her “yeah it was a bit of a disaster”
Me “how come?”
Her “he ended up getting done for attempted murder”
Me “oh shit..... who’d he try and kill?......not you?”
I was joking just trying to lighten the mood, turns out it WAS her and she told me all about this three hour ordeal she had showing me all the scars and how they happened, it was pretty horrific
He was getting out in a few months as well
I politely declined to see her again despite our lovely evening
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Darlo Debs
2:23 Wed Sep 20
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Haven't met yet.....but I reckon he'll.have potential ;-)
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Nurse Ratched
2:14 Wed Sep 20
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Do you like the way he pipes your macaroons?
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Darlo Debs
1:57 Wed Sep 20
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Nothing Eerie I am.sure he is grand but I am.already chatting to.someone I like.
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Eerie Descent
1:54 Wed Sep 20
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Have some respect, Nuts. Debs is not that sort of girl.
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Nutsin
1:53 Wed Sep 20
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Bend her over and treat her like a farm animal.
She’ll be following you around for weeks.
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Eerie Descent
1:53 Wed Sep 20
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Why, what's wrong with Paul?
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Darlo Debs
1:45 Wed Sep 20
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Not all.Eerie just trying be helpful.
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Eerie Descent
1:41 Wed Sep 20
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I think Debs is flirting here.
Paul's praying we draw Darlington in the cup...
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Nurse Ratched
1:23 Wed Sep 20
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Good point. So what are some activities where you would expect women outnumber men? Dance classes? Foreign language lessons? Baking frigging macaroons or something equally frivolous.
It's all really cringey, but faint heart never won fair lady, and those apps/online dating sites sound bloody awful.
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Eerie Descent
1:22 Wed Sep 20
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Fifth Column 1:44 Tue Sep 19
Good job you're not a comedian, or you'd be bang in trouble...
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Darlo Debs
1:02 Wed Sep 20
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Well I met the estranged husband at football. To be fair the odds of that happening for you arent in your favour.....but you never know.
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Nurse Ratched
12:56 Wed Sep 20
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You looking for ideas, Paul?
I would avoid pubs and clubs.
There's that website 'Meet up'. It's not a dating site, it's a way of finding groups of people in your area who share similar interests. Be it pottery, skiing, photography, history of art, Jack the Ripper.
Or you could go on train journeys. This is a weird one, but I so frequently get chatted up when I'm travelling on a train that I'm convinced it must be a thing people do.
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paul6565
12:40 Wed Sep 20
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Debs..
Appreciate that, thank you.
Online Dating is not for me.
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Darlo Debs
11:41 Tue Sep 19
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Paul....wise choice.
Might be better meeting someone through your hobbies etc
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paul6565
11:31 Tue Sep 19
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Loving the input..
I would never give up the details of someone I was intimate with even though she does spread it about..
This has been an eye opener for me and has actually shocked me.. I never realised and she made me feel like I was the unhinged fucking one of us !!!
I have put Match to rest.. Fuck all that.
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Far Cough
10:47 Tue Sep 19
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Nurse, you should have dated his mate, Ralph Malph.
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joe royal
10:37 Tue Sep 19
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Once out of my teens I don’t think I have ever dated anyone that dresses to a style of music.
The two that did, one was a massive fan of Boy George and had coloured rags in her hair, the other one I met at a Soft Cell convention so she had the black eyeliner & boots combo.
Looked a bit weird on a ginger.
Have never dated anyone with false tits or dreadlocks.
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Darlo Debs
3:34 Tue Sep 19
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FACTAMUNDO
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